While searching for something completely different I came across some nice quotes. They convinced me to search some more. At the end I picked the best of them. You can see them below.
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. — Comedian Chris Rock
- The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them. — unknown
- The spaces between your fingers were created so that another’s could fill them in. — unknown
- What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry? – unknown
- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. – unknown
- Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.” – unknown
- If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 – unknown
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – unknown
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be. – unknown
- It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Mark Twain
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WarriorBlog
I have read them before somewhere but forgot - it was on the front page of Digg once. Funny stuff though